Cake for Breakfast

Cake...a delicious dessert after a meal, usually supper. It's not nutritional. It won't keep me healthy. And I'll be hungry within the hour.
But today I had cake for breakfast.
And I am proud of it.
It was of the chocolate variety, to be exact. It was sugary, and it was sooooo good. (the extra o's make it serious). There was no call for cake in the morning, and usually I wouldn't have gotten away with it, but today was in favour of cake for breakfast. And you know what? I had my reasons:
-Today's a Saturday
-Cake and tea mix well together
-I'm sick to death of toast
-I was too lazy to cook anything
-Cake is sugary, and sugar helps me get out of my early morning zombie state
-It's sunny outside (I had to celebrate this fact)
-I was in my pajamas, and cake tastes even better when you're wearing pajamas (it's true!!)
-It was that awkward time between morning and noon, so what meal could I eat anyway??
-My teddy bear got to the cake first, and...well...the cake looked lonely...
-No one else was eating cake....I couldn't let it go bad
-I'm a teenager and can do things like this
-No really, my teddy bear put me up to it...I promise....